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iPod Shuffle lanyard shaped like a Christian cross

As seen in the iLounge.com Holiday Buyer’s Guide, this iPod Shuffle accessory from devoted1.com, whose website quotes from the Book of Jobs (the “s” is not a typo!), replaces the standard lanyard connector with one that integrates the iPod Shuffle into that ancient symbol of Christianity (and bling), the cross. Like the Star Trek: The Next Generation communicator-slash-insignia, it combines technology, fashion, and culture, but unlike Picard’s shiny brooch, it’s apparently non-fiction.

Aside from its purely aesthetic shape, I’m assuming that it has a built-in stateful inspection firewall that blocks audio files with a genre header field other than “Christian Contemporary.”